Thursday, November 12, 2009
An ingenuitive boy will substitue swimwear for underwear when Mom has been to sick to keep up on the laundry.
And indeed, Mr. Z is ingenuitive.
I seem to have kicked the Killer Cold From XXXX -but October -the WHOLE feverish month of October- was another story.
I think that Mom's should be automatically immune to any illness but ESPECIALLY to a killer cold that lasts for FOUR weeks! One morning, when I was feeling particularly crappy, Mr. N gave me a quick hug on his way out the door to catch the bus and said:
"I hope you don't have the swine flu and die! Bye"!
If that is not love, I don't know what is.
Miss A was very diligent for the whole month to keep a careful distance from me to avoid over- exposure to any of my persistent germs. I have no idea how much antibacterial hand gel she used but I did notice that my rather large supply (I stocked up when there was a bunch on sale) has been depleted.
at 10:19 AM
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Boy rides scooter to school
Mom must take scooter home.
Mom rides scooter.
Mom assumes instantaneous acquisition of scootering prowess.
Mom neglects to brake before going over bridge.
Mom is airborne.
Mom is splayed out on bridge.
Scooter lands on Mom.
Mom limps home carrying scooter.
Mom applies direct pressure to gash on leg.
Mom now has scraped and bruised leg - not unlike said boy.
at 1:05 PM