Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Boy rides scooter to school
Mom must take scooter home.
Mom rides scooter.
Mom assumes instantaneous acquisition of scootering prowess.
Mom neglects to brake before going over bridge.
Mom is airborne.
Mom is splayed out on bridge.
Scooter lands on Mom.
Mom limps home carrying scooter.
Mom applies direct pressure to gash on leg.
Mom now has scraped and bruised leg - not unlike said boy.
at 1:05 PM