Miss A: Mom - where do we keep the whiskey?
Me: Well......assuming we had any whiskey why would you want to know?
Miss A: Because I really need it!
Me: I am pretty sure that you are confused about something.
Miss A: No - I just need the whiskey!
Me: What are you talking about?
Miss A: I am talking about that thing you use to mix stuff - I am making muffins!
Me: Do you mean a WHISK?
Miss A: Yes! A whisk! Where do we keep the whisk?
Side Note: Miss A has a thing for whiskey - it is to her credit that in place of the term 'skiwampus' we use the term 'whiskeywampus'.
Second Side Note: Due to our inherent and consistent confusion is probably a good thing that we don't drink.
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Z: I am writing a halloween poem. How do you spell 'splitting, splatting, dripping blood all over the place?'
As the procreator of three fabulous kids, who have all inherited my flare for the dramatic, I am either hysterically laughing, or operating in various modes of crisis control. Alfred Hitchcock once said that "drama is life, with the dull bits cut out", to which I reply - 'Where are the dull bits'?
THE FAM-DAMILY
A, N, and Z
WHAT THE KIDS ARE SAYING
N: For my birthday dinner I want lasagne. With no sauce. And no meat. And no cheese. I want a plain lasagne with just noodles.
N: When I go on a date with a cute girl I will take her to Arby's. Or Chick-fil-A.
Z: I love your sucker. Can I use your sucker to suck up all of the dirt on the floor?
A: What is wrong with people these days? Are they all just stupid and lazy?Z: I am writing a halloween poem. How do you spell 'splitting, splatting, dripping blood all over the place?'
N: I wish I could rewind time till I was tiny and cute and didn't have to do all this stuff you make me do!
THE BLOG ROLL
- All Things Small
- Andrew M
- Ben M
- Best of My World
- Brooke's Busy Babies
- Child Family
- Chris's Corner
- Eat...Or Leave
- Epicurious Mothering
- Family A La Carter
- Gaa-Gaa Saga
- Going Crazy
- Green's
- Gustogirl
- Hello My Name Is Heather
- Hunter's Hodge Podge
- Kristy T
- Madeline M
- Mini M & M's
- Mom On The Go
- My Life, Or Lack Thereof
- Nick F
- One Day At A Time
- Party of Six
- Queen Of The Five
- Speers Connection
- Sprout's Tummy Yummies
- The Carr's
- The Hunters At Home
- The Wright Family
- Up In The Night
- Wonderful Wald of Os
- Zack F
3 comments:
I've been laughing about this post for days now and I just realized I didn't comment. Love your posts. Always make me laugh and love your children. Just found an old photo of me visiting you in Utah a billion years ago. Such a great trip!
Oh my goodness...Wendy--that is SO funny! I love your kids!!
your postings give me the best laughs. I love it. I can just see you so vividly having these conversations.
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