Monday, April 26, 2010
Mom walks down steps.
Mom texts whilst walking down said steps.
Small object waits on bottom step.
Mom steps on small object.
Mom rolls ankle.
Mom's favorite flip flop is broken.
Mom limps to sofa.
Mom lays on sofa sweating profusely wondering if pain from rolled ankle is worse than child birth.
Mom's ankle looks like golf ball.
11 year old daughter mocks Mom for texting at inappropriate time.
Daughter mocks Mom for lack of grace.
Daughter should go play with barbies.
at 11:42 AM